The Cotton Bowl Classic

I went to Dallas on New Year's Eve to attend the CFP Quarterfinal game between Ohio State and Miami.

So, 2025 happened...

It was certainly a year...read on to learn what we've been up to!

Bernie Moreno, the Auto-Responder

It's possible to replace Bernie Moreno with an auto-responder or one of the early AI models from 3 years ago that are effectively useless.

It's Almost Football Season

Join me at The Shoe for an Ohio State football game this year!

I'm throwing a party!

It's an exclusive event: only 30,000+ DEF CON 33 attendees are invited.

C'mon, Do Something

Using a meme as a call-to-action? I'm so modern.

New Email, Who Dis?

A comms update for friends, family, and subscribers.

What Happens In Vegas Gets Blogged About

A jet-set weekend with my amazing wife and tons of great comedy!

Your 2024 Wrapped Is Here!

Patrick's 2024 Recap - Happy Holidays!