Bernie Moreno, the Auto-Responder

It's possible to replace Bernie Moreno with an auto-responder or one of the early AI models from 3 years ago that are effectively useless.

It's Almost Football Season

Join me at The Shoe for an Ohio State football game this year!

I'm throwing a party!

It's an exclusive event: only 30,000+ DEF CON 33 attendees are invited.

C'mon, Do Something

Using a meme as a call-to-action? I'm so modern.

New Email, Who Dis?

A comms update for friends, family, and subscribers.

What Happens In Vegas Gets Blogged About

A jet-set weekend with my amazing wife and tons of great comedy!

Your 2024 Wrapped Is Here!

Patrick's 2024 Recap - Happy Holidays!

The College Football Rivalry Game Plan

An explanation of college football rivalry games and venues that I'd like to attend.

The FTC Social Media 6b Report

My commentary on "A Look Behind the Screens: Examining the Data Practices of Social Media and Video Streaming Services - An FTC Staff Report, September 2024"